“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving! Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned, family Christmas! Nooo, no! We’re all in this together! This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We’re going to press on, and have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapped danced with Danny F****** Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat, white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!!
You’re goofy!
Don’t piss me off, Art.”
Everyone, have a blessed Christmas and a Happy New Year.
John Wright – Founder
The Open Stance Academy
They Said “Open Stance”! It’s a Miracle!
Our Shoulders Hook Our Golf Ball, Not Our Hands